Clinton Wedding

Frequently Asked Questions

1. QUESTION:
   Is the Chelsea Clinton wedding going to be the social event of the coming season?
   Will Hillary be seen wearing one of her pantsuits to the affair?
   Will she be attending with Bubba or go by herself?
   Will the monkee family get invited?
   Is this going to be even bigger than the Eisenhower wedding?

   • ANSWER:
     This will take the spotlight off of O’Dumbo and all his errors
     He’ll be glad for it

2. QUESTION:
   How many black people were at the Clinton wedding?
   Still black americans will kiss the Clinton’s’ rear. I am black and I like the Bush Family better. Vote GOP! Come back black america and get off of the Democrat Plantation.
   No. We will not be counting the help. Great answer. LOL!
   cbjack, you have hit the nail on the head. I am black of Hispanic heritage and you are on point. I am waiting for blacks to answer my question. I guess they do not all read.

   • ANSWER:
     To many Black Americans have been duped by the Democrat masters. And now the plantation owners are sucking up to the Hispanic population. The grand goal of course is to enslave all of us. Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot. All would make great Democrat politicians these days.

3. QUESTION:
   What does it say that Obama was not invited to the Clinton wedding but Oprah was?
   They know Obama personally, Hilary as S.O.S. knows him very well, I know it’s Chelsea’s wedding but Oprah, who is not in politics at all and really has no connection with the Clinton’s is invited.

   Obama admitted on the view he didn’t get an invite, verbally or otherwise. How embarrassing.
   That is an obvious rejection,lol.
   The wedding is today

   • ANSWER:
     Besides the fact that President-level security is a huge pain in the backside? Absolutely nothing.

     Only an imbecile would think this was some sort of embarrassment or personal rejection.

     Uh, are you under the delusion that the Clintons ONLY invited people with political careers to their daughter’s wedding? Dunno where you got that idiotic idea. It’s a freaking WEDDING. Get a grip.

4. QUESTION:
   Is it just me or does anyone else think that Chelsea Clinton`s wedding is annoying?
   I mean it is all over the magazines and frankly Chelsea is not pretty. I understand she the daughter of bill and hillary clinton but still her wedding is overrated and she not even a real celebrity.

   • ANSWER:
     I agree all the way. I live in california and i see her wedding posted all over magazines. I dont think you are jealous, im glad you put that out there.

5. QUESTION:
   How come Obama was not invited to the Clinton wedding?
   I thought they were buddies now.

   • ANSWER:
     Because Chelsea’s wedding day was about her and her husband-to-be.

     Everyone knows that had the sitting President of the United States and/or the First Lady of the United States had shown up at the affair, it would have been all about extreme security.

     And the day would no longer have been about Chelsea and her husband.

     And one former President at the event was quite enough already.

6. QUESTION:
   Why Did George Soros Spend So Much On The Clinton Wedding?
   I`ll bet most of you were hoping for “details”……Most of you aren`t “connected” cons. Sorry…If you wonder why, do your own research.

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7. QUESTION:
   Is Monica Lewinski going to the Clinton wedding tonight?
   Will she wear the dress that Bill soiled? Will Bill be passing out cigars after dinner tonight?

   • ANSWER:
     Good taste and good manners are hard to come by these days, aren’t they !

8. QUESTION:
   What role did President Clinton while he “Presided” over Congressman Weiners wedding?
   Congressman Weiner who just supposedly had his twitter account broken into and a underware clad weiner photo sent to 45,000of his twitter followers had Bill Clinton Preside at his wedding…..

   What the heck does that mean? Presided over wedding?

   • ANSWER:
     If it said he “presided” over the wedding that means he was the officiant, the person who married the couple.

9. QUESTION:
   Why didn’t gays protest Celeste Clinton wedding, since it was her dad who came up with DADT?

   Chelsea,
   Thank you. What better way to make a point. And why didn’t she refuse to marry until everyone can marry.
   “Maybe she isn’t pro gay marriage?”

   If you are not pro-gay marriage, then you are a homophobe.
   Besides didn’t some judge rule that if gay marriages aren’t legal, then straight marriages are not legal either.

   • ANSWER:
     You are stretching it! DADT allowed gay men and women to serve in the military. Chelsea is not a politician nor is she a martyr. I wish her a long and happy life with her new husband,

10. QUESTION:
    looking for couple that had a problem with Chelsea Clinton wedding because it conflict theirs five miles apart?
    seen in yahoo news fours ago. mom worked for two to pay for wedding.

    • ANSWER:
      Is there a question here?

11. QUESTION:
    GOP to pay for Clinton wedding?
    With the reagan bush sr. and jr tax cuts the Clinton’s are able to afford a 5million $ wedding. TYVM GOP TY once again for not thinking about the poor and allowing people like the Clinton’s waist money on something so trivial.

    • ANSWER:
      Yes. Thanks to the GOP tax cuts, the wealthiest Americans can spend lavishly on whatever they desire. The Clintons are part of that wealthy elite that benefited most from the Republican tax cuts. Conservatives should be applauding rather than criticizing. This is the kind of extravagance they support and endorse.

12. QUESTION:
    Why does anybody even care about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?
    In all seriousness, why do people care as much as they do about this wedding? I was surprised at how much press it is getting. Seriously, who cares? And why?

    • ANSWER:
      media needs a happy feel good story …. can’t all be about the nutty celebs all the time.

13. QUESTION:
    You get invited to the big Clinton wedding, your gift is?
    me a nice silver tea service, sterling of course.

    • ANSWER:
      an iPod…. with all of Obama’s speeches on it !!!

      If it was good enough for Obama to give to the Queen of England… it’s good enough for the fugly daughter of an IMPEACHED and unfaithful President and a wife who were BOTH caught taking illegal campaign funding from communist China.

14. QUESTION:
    What will be the difference between Chelsea Clinton’s wedding and Bristol Palin’s?
    Chelsea will be carrying a bouquet of flowers.
    Bristol will be carrying an illegitimate baby.

    • ANSWER:
      Palin’s will be in camouflage.
      Clinton’s will be traditional.

      Guests won’t be cleaning their guns during the ceremony at Clinton’s.
      I hate that “clicking” noise in a church, don’ t you?

15. QUESTION:
    Why are conservatives getting so whiny about the expense of Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?
    Don’t they believe people have the right to earn as much money as they can and spend it how they best see fit anymore? Do they believe every Democrat must be a communist?

    • ANSWER:
      Jealously. A lot of neocons have been saying taxpayers will pick up the tab. It’s their only daughter so they’re going to splurge. I think it’s great and the Clinton’s are pumping money into the economy. Neocons might be whinny because it might be that the Clinton’s wedding will be a Royal while as the Palin’s will be Wasilla Hillbillies. †

16. QUESTION:
    Chelsea Clinton’s wedding will cost 2 million dollars. Not bad for the political party of the little people?
    Can you imagine the outrage by the left wing liberal Democrat bias media if this were a Bush daughter? We would get a total rundown on how that 2 million could have been spent to help those out of work, poor people, kids school lunches, homeless shelters, etc. Somehow it’s okay for an elite rich Democrat politician.

    • ANSWER:
      Sure hope some thoughtful person give them a cigar humidor seeing what the Clinton’s like to use instead of the real thing
      I can see the invitation ”please no blue dresses”
      Old horn dog Bill well never be allowed to sit at a table with a table cloth too the floor He well be made to eat with a plate on his lap and even that would be a little dangerous ”Bill why is your food falling off the plate?”

17. QUESTION:
    Is Chelsea Clinton really that important that her wedding site is going to be a no fly zone?

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/28/chelsea-clinton-wedding-no-fly-zone-faa/

    • ANSWER:
      No. I cant believe tax payer money is being wasted on it to

18. QUESTION:
    Is there anything funnier than Bill Clinton wearing a wedding ring?
    Pelosi in a Hijab is pretty funny, but you can’t top Slick Willy wearing a wedding ring, I mean, whats the point?

    • ANSWER:
      Any liberal talking about God.

      George Bush graduating from Yale with a higher GPA than John Kerry.

19. QUESTION:
    Anyone out there go to the Clinton wedding ?
    Come on – must be someone – all the details please like who the most conspicuous guests were etc.

    • ANSWER:
      I went there. I was walking around with a tray of little weenies wrapped in bacon.

20. QUESTION:
    How many Elites will be at the Chelsea Clinton wedding?

    • ANSWER:
      Everyone but the peasant servants who will wait hand and foot on their masters in exchange for crumbs from the table

21. QUESTION:
    What do you think of Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding?
    Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding Creates No Fly Zones & State Police Check Points, why are taxpayers responsible From some whore’s marriage?

    This shyt is getting ridiculous. These elite bastards make me sick.

    Stealing my money to pay for wedding security…………….WTF!!!!!!!!!

    • ANSWER:
      Like it or not, a former president and his family do require a lot of security. Deal with it. And she is not a whore.

22. QUESTION:
    What is the weather forecast for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding Saturday?
    I’m hoping for a torrential rainstorm!

    • ANSWER:
      You can check online with the weather website on yahoo home page. Why would you want to wish anyone’s wedding to turn out bad? Being so hateful isn’t good, ever hear of kharma? What did Chelsea every do to you? Just because of who her parents are doesn’t make HER a bad person. Plus to rain on your wedding day is supposed to be good luck.

23. QUESTION:
    Why is Chelsea Clinton’s wedding so much more of a big deal then when Jenna Bush got married?
    When Jenna Bush got married in 2008 George W. Bush was even president at the time. So why is Chelsea’s more of a big deal with the media?

    • ANSWER:
      The Clinton’s are trying to be the new Camelot since President Kennedy died. It would have been nice if they had a cheaper wedding and gave some money to halfway homes, help people off the streets, etc. Even if they got married by a judge they would be just as married. All that money and they will probably be divorced in 7 yrs.

24. QUESTION:
    If you were Chelsea Clinton Would you prefer a Wedding on Worldwide live television or a private wedding?
    without the Media.

    BTW How many Girls can put their wedding on worldwide Television for free?
    Or
    How many Girls can put their wedding on worldwide Television and convince the whole world to watch it?

    (Chelsea Clinton is the daughter of former U.S.A. President Bill Clinton)

    • ANSWER:
      I’d want it private! That poor woman grew up in front of the camera because she was an adolescent when President Clinton took office. The Clintons made and effort to shield Chelsea from the media during that time, and I doubt she would be eager to make her personal life and more public now that she’s an adult.

25. QUESTION:
    How much does it matter to us how the wedding went for Chelsea Clinton?
    Really, how do we really care for the wedding of the former first daughters?

    • ANSWER:
      I don’t give a rat’s a$$.

26. QUESTION:
    What would be a nice wedding gift for Chelsea Clinton from an attending guest?
    I’m sure my wedding invitation is in the mail.
    It’s costing Bill and Hillary about ,000,000.00 or ,000.00 per guest.
    I’ve heard that they have everything, so I’m at a bit of a loss.
    Also, I’m on a bit of a budget. 0.00 tops.

    • ANSWER:
      I’m going straight out to buy my new hat. It’s going to be red so make sure we don’t clash!!!

27. QUESTION:
    Would it be wrong if I crashed Chelsea Clinton’s wedding and tongue kiss the Bride?
    Will the Secret Service shoot me if I were to do that?

    • ANSWER:
      I wouldn’t mind doing that myself.

28. QUESTION:
    Is it true President Obama’s teleprompter was detained at the front entrance of Chelsey Clinton’s wedding?
    I’m just confused as to why it would even try to crash the event.

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29. QUESTION:
    Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in the soros manson and barry not comming means?
    so little barry is no longer in george soros favor and out of the picture entirely? seems soros wants the Clinton’s to run in 2012 and then some. what is barrack going to do now?

    • ANSWER:
      Obama is not welcome.

      Obama is corrupt and incompetent and the Clintons know it.

      That is the reason that Obama was not even invited to the wedding.

      Normal protocol would have been to invite Obama, Then Obama would come up with some excuse that he had other pressing commitments and is forced to decline the invitation.

      The fact that Obama was not invited at all speaks volumes.

      The Clintons know that Obama is a corrupt incompetent Chicago thug.

      You do not invite corrupt incompetent Chicago thugs to your wedding.

30. QUESTION:
    Where can I buy 2 dozen latex balloons for a wedding shower near Clinton Township MI?
    The shower is at noon on a Sunday, I don’t know if I’ll even be able to find any place that is open. Any suggestions would be helpful! Thank you!

    • ANSWER:
      Are you needed them blown up with helium???

      That is the issue here, if not, you can just buy balloons off orientaltrading.com like the previous poster said and blown them up yourself.

      If you are needing helium, you might be able to find a small tank to purchase.

      You can also check a local dollar store. They usually have great balloons. I like dollartree.com myself.

      Good luck!

31. QUESTION:
    Where can I see a video of Chelsea Clinton’s wedding dance?
    People talk about it a lot but I found no video link.

    • ANSWER:
      Yea, its like nowhere!

32. QUESTION:
    Chelsea Clinton spent 3 Million Dollars in her wedding. You dont even have money to pay your mortgage. Fair?
    Chelsea Clinton spent 3 Million Dollars in her wedding. You dont even have money to pay your mortgage. Is this fair? Is this moral?

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33. QUESTION:
    Why is the media obsessed with Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?
    Seriously, she WAS the first daughter a decade ago. Plus she will probably be divorced within 5 years. Why does everyone care?

    • ANSWER:
      There is a fascination with the Clinton family in the news media. I think they want a darling political family to replace the Kennedy family. Bill Clinton is a piece of cr_p compared some of the Kennedy’s. President Bush’s daughter was married with much less news coverage.

34. QUESTION:
    What are you going to do this weekend to celebrate Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?
    I’m watching a lot of porn this weekend.

    What about you?

    • ANSWER:
      Porn? Wouldn’t you rather eat strawberries and drink champagne on a camping trip? I’m sure we’ll figure out something to do with the whip cream

35. QUESTION:
    What do you think about Chelsea Clinton’s expensive wedding?
    though i know it is her wedding one would think in tough times she would have set an example of a some what frugal wedding at least…but what do you think about her wedding in the millions..ouch..

    • ANSWER:
      The Clintons are, like almost all politicians, wealthy and they can afford the wedding.

      It’s a pity that in the USA we don’t have representatives in our government who have moderate incomes, and who are familiar with the problems that all of us face, paying the exhorbitant taxes so that the politicians can continue their insane orgy of spending to benefit their cronies.

      The Republicrooks and Democrooks have both been looting our economy for decades.

36. QUESTION:
    Is Monica Lewinski invited to the Clinton wedding? I heard she has a special dress?
    to give to the bride…..

    • ANSWER:
      How tacky! I am surprised you’d ask,

37. QUESTION:
    What are you wearing to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?
    I’m thinking a white dress w/ white heels and a veil?

    • ANSWER:
      Absolutely nothing
      I’m gonna crash it in my birthday suit, and the secret service is gonna haul me away!

38. QUESTION:
    How many here really give a —- about Clinton’s wedding?

    • ANSWER:
      Not me, but I bet she has put more people to work today than Obama has to date.

39. QUESTION:
    Chelsea Clinton vs Jenna Bush whose wedding gown was better?
    I personally I thought chelsea clinton’s vera wang wedding gown was better then jenna bush’s gown but do you think?

    • ANSWER:
      I agree with you. Chelsea’s gown was magnificent. Jenna’s was, well, ordinary.

40. QUESTION:
    How to get the invitation to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?

    • ANSWER:
      rob your mailman

41. QUESTION:
    Do you honestly care about Chelsea Clinton`s wedding?
    LOL, why would anyone care about that. Everyone`s talking about it, like it`s the end of the world.

    • ANSWER:
      Not particually. I didn’t even know who she was until they mentioned she is Bill Clinton’s daughter at the end of the broadcast.

      Gosh, it was even on the news last night here in Australia!

42. QUESTION:
    Do you think Dick Cheney was invited to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?
    How about joe the plumber?

    • ANSWER:
      His skills with a shotgun are second to none for his age. He’s on security detail.

43. QUESTION:
    Is Chelsea Clinton holding out for a White House wedding?
    Hillary is 60 years old. Chelsea is 28 years old.
    What the heck is Chelsea waiting for? A White House wedding?
    I saw Hillary holding babies today. She looks so ready to be a grandma.

    • ANSWER:
      Probably, it is time no?

44. QUESTION:
    What special gift will Ted Kennedy give for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?

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45. QUESTION:
    was obama invited to the clinton wedding a couple of days ago?

    • ANSWER:
      no. the wedding is about the Clintons and if Obama came it would be all about him.

46. QUESTION:
    Does Hillary Clinton deserve to be sacked for not inviting President to her daughter’s wedding?
    How can you be so rude, and snobbish to the President especially if you are the Secretary of State and not invite President to your daughter’s wedding??? Hellooooo ? I think she should spend a few days at shawshank correction facility for this. What is your personal opinion ?

    • ANSWER:
      you contardicans are already screaming about the expense as if taxpayers were footing the bill.

      you lose your minds when he takes his wife out to dinner in georgetown because of the expense associated with a presidential excursion… i can hear the screams from your side of the aisle regarding the expense of security and travel if he was invited and accepted.

      besides, the wedding is supposed to be the Bride’s Day. a presidential visit by its very nature would tend to detract from the attention SHE should be receiving…

      or is that what you hoped for? you hate the clintons SO much that you’d want to see their daughter’s special day completely ruined. i’ll bet you cheered The Rushbo when he held up a picture of a 14 year old Chelsea on national TV and described her as “the white house dog”. (but heaven forbid if a liberal describes sarah palin’s ho-bag daughter as a ho-bag based on her lewd and sinful behavior… that’s the ONLY time a politician’s kids should be off-limits. that stricture applies ONLY to liberals in your eyes.)

      conservatives are the most vile, hypocritical. and despicable vermin on the planet.

47. QUESTION:
    What will the carbon footprint of Chelsea Clinton’s wedding be?

    • ANSWER:
      No, no no.

      The rich libs aren’t concerned with carbon footprints. It’s their job to delegate to the “little people” how much energy they can use.

48. QUESTION:
    Since we’re on a roll here about who’s paying for the Clinton wedding…?
    Who’s going to pay for the Palin-Johnston wedding?

    I’m sure the Clintons are worth more than the Palins, so will Sarah head back out on the road again to raise some money to have as classy a wedding as Chelsea Clinton’s?

    I can’t believe I’ve seen some posts on here saying that the GOP is paying for Chelsea’s wedding. Does this site ever get more intelligent?
    I rest my case..this site does NOT get any more intelligent
    Jourdane- Well, that’s my point, isn’t it? I can’t believe the stupidity on here that people are saying the GOP will pay for her wedding..what are people smoking?

    • ANSWER:
      Yes, this site has just gotten more intelligent – I’ve logged on.

      Who the F$#@ cares who pays for Chelsea’s wedding? As long as it’s not the taxpayers, it’s nobody else’s business. Chelsea is not a politician running for office. I almost believe that the GOP would pay for Chelsea’s wedding, if they could somehow blame Obama for the expense.

      I wish Chelsea and her hubby all the best. To H#$% with all the morons who try to drag her into politics.

      It’s a WEDDING, not a frickin’ election campaign.

      Another edit: the Divine Ms Palin wouldn’t be able to have a “classy” wedding – she’s too far into herself. She’d be too busy screeching about “family values,” and completely ignoring the fact that she failed to teach her own daughter to keep her legs closed.

49. QUESTION:
    What does it say that Oprah was invited to the Clinton wedding while OBAMA was not?
    They know Obama personally, Hilary as S.O.S. knows him very well, I know it’s Chelsea’s wedding but Oprah, who is not in politics at all and really has no connection with the Clinton’s is invited.

    Obama admitted on the view he didn’t get an invite, verbally or otherwise. How embarrassing.
    That is an obvious rejection,lol.

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50. QUESTION:
    Bill Clinton performed the Weiner wedding. Did Bill & Hillary consult with the couple about how to make a?
    … marriage work well ?

    • ANSWER:
      Bill gave Mrs. Weiner a box of cigars as a wedding present.