Going to a wedding tomorrow afternoon and usually it is tradition to “decorate” the groom's car. Normally we just put prophylactics all over it and add some bee's wax and toilet paper. But lately this has become old.Have any ideas? We're not looking to fully vandalize the car, just decorate it a bit.Go to the GoodWill or Salvation Army store and purchase some lingerie. Hang a bra from the bumper and perhaps some other feminine articles of clothing hanging out of the trunk or closed in the doors. Have a woman with red lipstick kiss the windows. This will be the last day he can get away with anything like that.